I Was Playing Some Pokemon Like I Would Normally Do These Days On Spring Break, It's The Only Thing That Got My Mind Off Of Things. I Was So Happy That I Hatched A Totodile, But My Happiness Ended When I Heard A Gunshot Coming From Outside, I Checked To See And I Saw A Kid That Looked Like 6-8, He Was Shot On His Leg, I Ran Over To Him To See What Had Happened. He Was Crying He Had Told Me A Random Guy Came Inside His House And Started Violently Stabbing His Mother in The Chest, And Put Her In The Bag, Then Ran Outside. He Had Also Told Me He Ran For His Mom, And While The Guy Was Running He Shot Him On The Leg. After He Told Me That I Heard A Car Screech And Left The Neighborhood. I Called 911 To Come And Check Out What Had Happened, After That I Felt Sorry For The kid, So I Visited Him In Tthe Hospital While The Police Were Investigating In The Neighborhood, He Told Me To Get Hhis Mom Back...So As I The Little Emotional Cunt I Was I Promised Him I'd Do So. I Left The Hospital In Tears Wondering How The Fuck I'd Accomplish That..So While Walking Home I Saw A Suspicious Guy Leaning On A Chevrolet With A Body Bag Inside It, I Panicked So When He looked Away I Ran For My Fucken Life. I Rushed Home, I Told My Mom The Whole Story, I Told Her "I NEED TO CALL THE POLICE, THE MAN IS RIGHT OUTSIDE OUR NEIGHBORHOOD" She Said "I Don't Want You Getting Into Any Trouble, I Won't Let You!" So, I Got In One Little Fight, And Mom got Scared And Said "You're Moving With Your Auntie And Uncle In Bel-Air". I Whistled For A Can And When It Came Near the License Plate Said "Fresh" And Had Dice In The Mirror If Anything I Could Say This Cab Was Rare But I Thought Nah, Forget Iit, Yo Homes To Bel-Air! I Pulled Up To A House About Seven Or Eight And I Yelled To The Cabby "Yo, Homes Smell You Later!" Looked At My Kingdom I Was Finally There To Sit On My Throne As the Prince Of Bel-Air.

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I Give Myself A 10/10 pftch

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Lol, i got confused halfway`

Thanks for the -reps guys.

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thts freakin hilarious! u had me worried 4 a minute there like, wutthefuck?!?! oh well it was funnyXD