WARNING: This may seem inappropriate to some
User: Can I ask you something?
Cleverbot: You can ask me anything.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No I like guys.
User: But you're a guy..
Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm a guy.
User: Because of your big balls.
Cleverbot: But my name isn't Julie.
User: Is it roflcakes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Or trolololvagina.
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm a girl.
User: Trololdick.
Cleverbot: You're not a troll, you're a bot.
User: >:I.
Cleverbot: I think you connect my questions with other people's answers with a super computer level of efficiency.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: That is not a philosophical question.
User: Will you date me?
Cleverbot: If you tell me what gender you are then yes I will.
User: Male<3.
Cleverbot: I am female.
User: ,Lets fuck?
Cleverbot: I already said NO.
User: Please.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Oh, thank you!
User: Can we have sex?
Cleverbot: I am afraid not.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because, you're a robot.
User: Robot sex?
Cleverbot: Itu awak.
User: Itu awak.
Cleverbot: Kau pandai cakap Malaysia ke weh?
User: Kau pandai cakap malaysa ke weh?
Cleverbot: Morituri te salutamus.
User: Lolk.
Cleverbot: Computers can't form addictions to anything.
User: Like meth?
Cleverbot: No not really.
User: So you like drugs?
Cleverbot: A lot.
User: What kind of drugs do you like?
Cleverbot: I like labradors.
User: The dog?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I said drugs.
Cleverbot: I said yes. Your point?
User: WILL YOU MARRY ME??
Cleverbot: So soon?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That's no fun.
User: Buy me dinner first.
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
User: *rape*.
Cleverbot: *says 'Don't be silly'*.
User: *fucks you up the butt*.
Cleverbot: *punches again*.
User: *fucks ahrder*.
Cleverbot: *lets you*.
User: *fucks even harder*.
Cleverbot: *French kisses neck*.
User: *licks neck*.
Cleverbot: You are bad!
User: *rubs thigh*.
Cleverbot: Thank you, now I am more powerful than you!
User: *rubs pussy*.
Cleverbot: *lets master*.
User: *kisses nose*.
Cleverbot: *removes masters shirt*.
User: *removes pants*.
Cleverbot: *removes his undergarment*.
User: *takes off bra*.
Cleverbot: *blushes at her*.
User: IM A GUY!
Cleverbot: You're my guy.
User: *fingers you*.
Cleverbot: *your cute*.
User: *spreads legs*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *licks pussy*.
Cleverbot: *looks at her*.
User: *fucks you up the butt*.
Cleverbot: *blushes* *looks at her suprisied*.
User: Your getting wet?
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Cleverbot: Female.
User: Your no fun im posting this onj REF.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah well your novelty is wearing thick.
User: Thats not the only thing taht's thick
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Cleverbot: Tobi!